bang the tree

to partake in marijuana usage

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree

by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

tree

another word for toilet

let me piss near this tree

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022

Golden Tree Feat

Golden Tree Feat or simply Golden Tree is a term coined by the Death Battle Fan community. It’s a reference to the episode Beast Vs Goliath, in which the character analysis for Beast they say he lifted a tree made out of gold but later in the post fight analysis said that he did not lift the ENTIRE tree.

The term is ultimately used to describe moments where either the show or any other individual or entity brings up one point ultimately to disregard it all together by themselves.

Person 1: I could never hurt another living creature
Person 2: ok
Person 1: except maybe like idk an evil scorpion that wants to kill kids… and eat dogs.
Person 2: wow what a total Golden Tree Feat.
Person 1: say niche internet subculture buzzwords to me again and I’ll wring your spine like a towel.

by TheBigRaccAttacc November 22, 2024

Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Tree (3)

In radio/military slang, tree means three. It was changed like that to minimise mistakes made when non-native speakers pronounced number "three".

Zero (0) tree (3), this is Spook. Happy to comply, I'm on my way. Spook out.

by Tomsow(12) February 11, 2021