machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020
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The Dollar Tree

When your girl is shopping and you run up and nut on her leg without her knowing
I was trying to buy some Fabuloso and my boyfriend came up and hit me with the Dollar Tree.
by Tmoney21 July 11, 2024
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bang the tree

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree
by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024
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Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.
“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
by anxi3_t3a October 21, 2021
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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Sociopath Tree

A slang term in the popular video game Minecraft that is used to describe a tree that has been cut down by a player, but they left the logs in the leaves, hence creating a floating mass of leaves. These trees are often heavily discouraged by communities because they look horrifyingly terrible. There is no word that can describe the absolute moron who does this on purpose. The common term "Sociopath Tree" comes from the fact that these types of trees are usually left behind by sociopaths.
who the hell left this sociopath tree here it looks awful
by A.U.S June 10, 2023
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Golden Tree Feat

Golden Tree Feat or simply Golden Tree is a term coined by the Death Battle Fan community. It’s a reference to the episode Beast Vs Goliath, in which the character analysis for Beast they say he lifted a tree made out of gold but later in the post fight analysis said that he did not lift the ENTIRE tree.

The term is ultimately used to describe moments where either the show or any other individual or entity brings up one point ultimately to disregard it all together by themselves.
Person 1: I could never hurt another living creature
Person 2: ok
Person 1: except maybe like idk an evil scorpion that wants to kill kids… and eat dogs.
Person 2: wow what a total Golden Tree Feat.
Person 1: say niche internet subculture buzzwords to me again and I’ll wring your spine like a towel.
by TheBigRaccAttacc November 23, 2024
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