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The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.
person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes
by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022
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Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense
"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".
by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022
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the thing in trees

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES
by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022
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Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
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Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday
by Tattooie October 6, 2022
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Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.
As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.
by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022
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