Turtled

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

Turtled by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

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Turtlehooping

A turtlehoop is similar to an ICE, or Illegal Cornhole Entry. The first known case of a Turtlehooping was reported back in 1897 in Brantley County, Georgia. Apparently John McPants had let his cow Flyhands graze on his neighbors pasteur. Upon hearing this, the neighbor forced McPants into a fetal position and forced a fragment of a turtle shell into his anus. To this day Turtlehooping is used to punish criminals in Brantley County and the surrounding areas..

I hereby sentence you to one Turtlehooping, meaning 3 pieces of turtle shell will be forced up your anus..

Turtlehooping by John Remus December 7, 2004

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turtling

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

turtling by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005