In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009
Get the Rule Number Onemug. After using a urinal you're permitted to remove any excess urine off by shaking your cock twice. Three times you're just having a wank.
It's occasionally difficult to tell if people are simply ignorant of the three shake rule or if half the population of galway are chronic masturbators.
by Elburno February 23, 2008
Get the The Three Shake Rulemug. The Lou Ferrigno Rule states that a person wearing glasses cannot be punched in the face by anyone ... not even Lou Ferrigno.
by LachbobFistyboy November 27, 2010
Get the The 'Lou Ferrigno' Rulemug. The phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heterosexual females and homosexual males in the vicinity.
by Bruce Banner's girl February 4, 2013
Get the Plaid Shirt Rulemug. If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.
You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.
by legocreations February 8, 2010
Get the two week rulemug. To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
Get the Rule Number Onemug. One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003
Get the Ja Rule Hatermug.