Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.

person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!

by smexy mar January 9, 2022

TREE HOPPER

A woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection

Ex: Trelesha, you never loved me. You used me. You gone be a "tree hopper" ur whole life, Bitch.

by WISE KING January 9, 2022

Tennessee tree trimmer

At the beginning of the camping season standing on the truck toolbox with a STIHL chainsaw trimming branches to fit the 13’6” camper out of the driveway

Man! You make a good Tennessee tree trimmer not a scratch on’er

by Wreck it wrelph January 12, 2022

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

tree lover

Hannah, the one who loves hugging and kissing trees. Wants to make baby groots with trees.

Amy: whose that girl over there?
Anjali: the one making out with a tree?
Pauline: oh thats just my friend, tree lover
Steffi: gross
Stella: im gonna write a smut on this
Sung: yuh.

by SPECIALKCEREALYOUMMY September 18, 2022

Tree

A long asf dick

Girl: He has a Huge tree

by Hi everyone, how are you September 21, 2022

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022