christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why
A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY
by foxlife37 December 15, 2020
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hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.
"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"
by #SuperJew November 29, 2015
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Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis
Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night
by NUTSofaNAT June 17, 2017
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pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground
I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?
by Damama April 19, 2021
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Torch a tree

When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out
Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.

Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!
by T town March 21, 2018
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