Attempted squatter bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash panda parks whatever vehicle they have at the time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.
"Oh man don't talk to that guy or invite him into your house. His name is Dustin Daniel Lydell Elliot. He's a trash panda. I've heard that when he shits in your bathroom it smells like a rotting body."
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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People who own (upside down 10 years later) 5 acres in Prince George,yet act as if the entire county/Brandon/Brandon hunt club is theirs.
People who constantly use derogatory racial slurs to describe people they're scared of,and whom they'd never actual speak like that to.
Wife/children threateners.Threatener bc they typically have never actually been involved in an altercation, no matter how many times they say,"I caint go to jail,I have too much to loose"(refer to 5 acres and shithole rancher with shotty remodel work done)
People who use their own mother to loan them $30,000 to start their own home paiting business, but buy a Basstracker instead, and refuse to pay her back.
People who for years pawn their children on said mother,to only not speak to her for years afterwards.
White trash let's their kids go hungry while buying Oakley,Marlboros, Pepsi,and entry fees for mens slowpitch softball.
White trash takes their 16 year olds paychecks to "manage" their mo ey,which really means keep it for themselves.
White trash is working the disability system so the last children at home dont have to work
White trash is doing the above,yet talking shit about people on welfare
People who own (upside down 10 years later) 5 acres in Prince George,yet act as if the entire county/Brandon/Brandon hunt club is theirs.
People who constantly use derogatory racial slurs to describe people they're scared of,and whom they'd never actual speak like that to.
Wife/children threateners.Threatener bc they typically have never actually been involved in an altercation, no matter how many times they say,"I caint go to jail,I have too much to loose"(refer to 5 acres and shithole rancher with shotty remodel work done)
People who use their own mother to loan them $30,000 to start their own home paiting business, but buy a Basstracker instead, and refuse to pay her back.
People who for years pawn their children on said mother,to only not speak to her for years afterwards.
White trash let's their kids go hungry while buying Oakley,Marlboros, Pepsi,and entry fees for mens slowpitch softball.
White trash takes their 16 year olds paychecks to "manage" their mo ey,which really means keep it for themselves.
White trash is working the disability system so the last children at home dont have to work
White trash is doing the above,yet talking shit about people on welfare
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When someone, tired of the burdensome responsibility of carrying their trash around throws it at their friend or some unsuspecting pedestrian and it makes contact with any part of their body, ownership of the article of garbage becomes the unsuspecting souls property.
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