mad cactus

A hairy shaft

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!

by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011

sea of madness

When you get super high and you get inside your head so deep it feels like you're lost at sea

Sorry guys, I was lost in a sea of madness there for a bit.

by Messages of the future October 21, 2023

Mads

Mads is an OG from Denmark. He be doing the big man ting with his big penis.

Mads aka 2mas har en stoe mut mut

by 2mas Toch November 22, 2021

mad

mad

mad

by devildevil566616 November 13, 2019

mad laze

very lazy

"that boy is mad laze"

by nick March 20, 2003

Un-Mad

To be made not mad by someone, probably showing you pictures of cute, baby animals.

Being made un-mad:

'Look at this..'

"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH.....AWWWWWWWW"

by JoeIWOC August 26, 2015

Mad Crazies

1. Mad crazy because you are drunk and high at the same time.

2. Falling down five times after mad drinking and smoking weed.

1. Dude, we were mad crazies at that movie, I forgot what it was about!

2. Owen was mad crazies all over the place at the movie theatre.

by Matt the Fat July 6, 2006