Love

A fucking joke

"I think I'm in love with you". But what he really meant was he wanted her nudes

by Trashley666420 January 7, 2017

Love

A stupidity, myth which doesn't exist. This is real life not a movie. Love only suits in movies or books

I strongly believe love doesn't exist

by Americans are evils November 20, 2017

Love

A feeling that can kill you if you're not careful

I was in love with him...why did he leave me

by It's 2017 people January 6, 2017

Love

A useless fucking emotion made for a chemical reaction in your brain and literally feels like drug withdrawals when you falling out of it

Love is fake

by Ssssssass July 15, 2020

Love

Still caring about someone immediately after blowing your load on them.

I knew that I loved Karen because I still wanted to lay in bed and talk to her after I had given her the juice.

by KitKatKit July 21, 2011

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Bravo Love

Two men eating opposite ends of a single Taco Bravo until they meet in the center and things get weird. (Lady and the Tramp style).

Sarah: Did you see Jack and John pounding the same Taco Bravo at lunch today?
Jayme: I did, but no worries, they’re really close. Some serious Bravo Love going on there.

by Darren Besert August 28, 2014