life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

hoe life

a life where it ain’t low

girl1: lily and millie are living the best hoe life

girl2: i know i’m actually jelous

by bejxjdbdhi October 9, 2019

Thrift Life

The Hipster thrift shopping life.

Thrift life for ever.

by Shane_L April 28, 2013

wasted life

When a person's life achievements are so insignificant that they reach the age of 40 and their life has amounted to literally nothing.

Peron A: Feel bad for Bill...
Person B: why?
Person A: Guy is over 40 and his life has amounted to posting on fb all day. Talk about a wasted life.
Person B: Definitely.

Person A: Yea, dont be like Bill

by Steez99678 June 21, 2018

Life Tilt

When you are dealing with some kind of extreme stress in your life. You are now on life tilt.

"My freind Randy just lost $600 in a poker game and it's totally got him on life tilt!"

by timfbmx November 29, 2009

Shelf life

Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.

A set of DD's will have a lower shelf life than a nice firm set of C's.

by Langerangatang June 17, 2010

real-life

Use as a prefix, instead of 'total', 'complete', 'actual' etc. Livens up sentences.

' She is a real-life mentalist'/ ' I am a real-life idiot'

by 118robotrobot November 24, 2007