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the kevin

Euphemism for the "college experience." In essence, having raw, unprotected sex with girls one will not remember the names off.
Yo, screw it, ima go on the kevin this weekend!
by sorangis June 26, 2023
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Kevin Knox

Supposed to be the next best Kevin of the NBA, instead, he's just a PJ tucker kinda guy, minus the d.
Kevin knox, catch, shoots, fires, AND HITS.
by URBANSPIDER December 21, 2021
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Kevin

by MrSmegma17 June 15, 2025
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Kevin (Park)

Short kid who really like smash bro, he's always friends with a tall guy and is into basketball or math.
Bro! Where's kevin (park)?
Dude hes right beneath you..
by chuckle_nugget April 26, 2022
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Kevin

Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.
Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.
by americanizedshqiptar January 25, 2025
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Kevin

Something that is fucking goated
(HM: Lebron James)
"Wow he is sooo Kevin I want to marry him"
by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.
Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.
by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023
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