Wi-Jacked

Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.

My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.

by Imlolilimili January 14, 2015

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Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013

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Tag-jacking

On Facebook, when somone mentions you in a comment or tags you in a post completely irrevelant to you.

"OMG , like - he totally keeps tag-jacking me on posts his mom writes...she doesn't even know me... I mean really."

by James Kressley April 20, 2015

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jack scan

A quick anti virus scan performed immediately after whacking off to free porn on the internet.

I've cleaned myself off. Now I'd like to check my email, but first I'd better perform a jack scan.

by Verbose Postman August 27, 2015

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Short jacking

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.

(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)

I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.

(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.

by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016

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