Jack Searle

A Global Icon. A man who is respected by everyone and if any hate comes their way they are defended by the public until their dying breath.

1: "Hey, that guy just insulted a Jack Searle"
2: "Where is he? He won’t be able to walk by 7pm tonight"

by JackSearleAdmirer101 February 21, 2022

Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.

Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man

by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011

Jack Foulger

a creepy child who wants to fuck mort into his grave

omg hes a Jack Foulger

by buckybarnes2006 July 12, 2021

Jack Shapiro

A 3 sport junior varsity athlete who unfortunately viciously fails to pull any women. This individual probably has problems adjusting to social situations, and can’t seem to figure out how to successfully acquire a group of friends. Often referred to as the “king of all losers” he excels in being less than superior.

Jack Shapiro just tried to stick his finger in my butt

by Truthspeaker2748588238 June 24, 2022

skittle jacked

The instance of one of your friends stealing your skittles from right under your nose. This could be out of your pocket or while you are in the process of putting one in your mouth.

Person1: Woah man, what happened to my skittles?

Person2: You just got skittle jacked!

Person1: Damn! Not again!

by shananogins93 May 14, 2009

Jack Valentine

White boy soundcloud rapper. Flexxes everything he has. Bit of a prick

He's such a typical Jack Valentine

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

Jack Bench

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018