Get a life

Intended for people with limited social skills who need to expand their horizons and do other things than spend time online all day.

Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever

by J&B323 September 21, 2023

getting riggy with it

when someone is schmoven with power

he's getting riggy with it

by veget June 19, 2023

get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

by chronic migraine January 25, 2019

get leid

What a lustful stud naively expects to do with the lovely native belle who smilingly puts a necklace of flowers around his neck when he steps ashore on one of the Hawaiian islands.

If Bill Clinton visited Hawaii, one would need to check the DNA of the native children to determine if he'd been able to get leid while he was there.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

get quit

When you work for a job you hate that still does drug testing and you smoke weed just hoping they'll catch you and fire you.

You can't smoke! What about your job?
Oh no worries, I'm hoping to get quit.

by VollDasBrainEyy March 15, 2019

Get Greedy

Do whatever you want

Kiersten: I wanna go to the movies with you but my mom won't let me. Jody: Get greedy lol

by Spark1eGir1 December 18, 2018

Getting A Merkins

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.

Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?

by I Am Merkins xD January 09, 2012