did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?
it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018
Get the donkeymug. by Prick7 August 8, 2017
Get the Donkeysmug. my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
Get the motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitchmug. The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
Get the Donkey Launchmug. When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
Get the Donkey Showmug. by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019
Get the Donkeymug. When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
Get the Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongeymug.