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williams

Slang for someone that makes exessive hand gestures. Though exessive IS realitive, a williams needs to make many, many (and sometimes sexual looking) hand gestures.
Me: That man over there is such a williams! Look. It looks like hes giving somebody a handjob.

You: How could he give a guy a handjob at that angle?

Me: I dont know, but I think he found a way.

That Man: Dont make fun of me cuz I have a disease, man.

Me: Fag...

That Man: *tear*
by ZEROTIK_OGT December 8, 2006
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Ted Williams

A homeless man off interstate 71 in Columbus, Ohio. As a kid from Brooklyn he was motivated to become a radio producer when he went to a local station and saw a radio announcer who told him something that just set off neurons in his head: "Radio is defined: Theater of Mind." After listening to this announcer, he developed a liking for and gained an education in an attempt to better his voice.

After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.

He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.

As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
I don't think I can ever be a superman, but dammit I can be a Ted Williams!

If I were gay, that is to say completely theoretically, AND I was forced to bone a guy based solely on his voice, I would probably end up choosing between Ted Williams and John Legend- my best friend Mufti

Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
by Mo.Khan January 6, 2011
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williamnogayian

did u win the race?
yes, i was a williamnogayian
by asflkjb alsfjb August 7, 2011
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williamsport maryland

Williamsport Maryland is a trashy town full of rejects, druggies, meth heads, crack heads and much of the dirtiest places. You can find dirty needle and used condoms conveniently everywhere in a public setting. This druggie infested town has literally nothing to do but do drugs.
we have to go into Williamsport Maryland to get those drugs.
by kavnbg10 April 12, 2019
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Williams

Williams is a well known surname. People with this surname are usually kind confident and funny. They are always there for their friends and make the most of the time they have. The world never knows to accept them or criticise them. They are daring and cool headed. They honestly like binge watching Netflix and YouTube. They constantly hold grudges and aren't very optimistic. They can be bossy at first but once you get to know them they calm down at let you do your own thing.
Omg did you hear what the Williams did this weekend they are so cool!
by Kattynattymaccy October 20, 2019
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Williams

The name of an older lineage. People who share the last name Williams are far from average. They dedicate themselves to hard work. A last name that will last as long as history itself. A true legacy.
Williams is such a cool name. That guy is such a Williams, always working hard.
by T-Tot-Tumblr April 16, 2020
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Williamsville East High School

Williamsville East High School is a school where all of the students' families are millionaires, and the entire student body is composed of white and asian people. Due to the massive budget East gets every year, it has been able to afford to tear down its walls. The students of East are rich, so instead of doing crack cocaine like at South High School, or heroin at North High School, they can instead vape in the bathrooms, which also have no walls.
Person 1: We've arrived at my school, Williamsville East High School!
Person 2: This is just a pile of desks in the middle of a pond! Where is the school?
Person 1: *stares blankly into space*
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