brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
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Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
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A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.
Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.
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