Tom Wealand

Leaking Hoop

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

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tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.

Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!

by Lumberdad October 16, 2020

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crunkle tom

An African American male who participates (in any way) in the crunkcore scene.

"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"

"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."

by Hippie Crusher 666 March 22, 2017

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One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017

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tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8

tom strok is a human

by M8 im dank April 7, 2017

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Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a hot roasted potato who eat croassant and have a friend called Harrison who can't live without. If they would ever get divided the world would xjksbsbajavajajaksn

"I ate Tom Holland"
"Good boy"

by Theroaster April 27, 2017

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