Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.

“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”

by Cumquatch January 18, 2022

Special

When you are very unique in a "Certain" way.

Son- Bullies at my school said I was born "Special," what does that mean?

Dad- *Sweats* would you like an ice-cream?

by Mydadsaysimspecial January 15, 2020

Joe Brown Special

We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end

Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!

by James324 March 12, 2017

The Drew Special

Little white boy rapidly humping another leg like hammy the squirrel in over the hedge till vinegar strokes

hey can I get the drew special I've always wanted one

by The Drew special April 23, 2019

Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.

Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.

by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019

Doodle Special

A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.

Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.

"Luna has come in for their quarterly groom! Looks like it's the doodle special as usual!"

by Meesecakes December 4, 2023

McLean special

A rum, coke and lime, thanks Darl.

Gday Darling, just 4 McLean specials thanks.

by Aussie fisho January 6, 2023