High Hat

A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.
They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.
by Jamdef April 20, 2022
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.
Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.
by Peen Peener August 28, 2015
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Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.
p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!
by N8H October 05, 2008
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Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night
by drtickles April 03, 2011
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Grouper Hats

A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.
"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."
by Scotty McDiddle February 03, 2016
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Shuichi's hat

A hat worn by Shuichi Saihara from DanganronpaV3

Extremely aggravating to some people

An emo hat that looks like it was copy and pasted onto each sprite, then adjusted with a perspective tool as needed.
Me: oh my gosh it's shuichi!!111!!
My friend: I swear to fucking god that Shuichi's Hat is going to give an aneurysm
by Keni_ii February 24, 2022
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