Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?

Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

Kevin

an unliked nobody who loves himself even though he is horrible to look at and has a cheesy knob and bad breath

Nah kevin

by ehunt1610 March 27, 2023

Kevin

Anything that is bad or terrible

person 1: yo bro did you hear this new song
person 2: yeah ts so kevin

by nomoreparti3s April 20, 2025

The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)

guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

Kevin

A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.

“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”

“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”

by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021

kevin rai

an asian man that is sexually attracted to trains

kevin rai would fuck a train

by Thurzdoy May 12, 2021

Kevin

A smooth brain slimeball who uses Ifunny.co

Kevin: Hey bro look at my Ifunny meme from 2013

Libs am I right? HAHA

by Thirdhammer March 27, 2022