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Mark 1 Skytrain

The oldest most haunted stock on the Skytrain Network.

Versions:
- 1.100 {#1-56 > original
- 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s
- 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old
- 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction

Synonyms + Why:

- Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies

- Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying.

- Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens
- Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey!
- Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there)
- Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered
- Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
1) Avoid the Mark 1 Skytrain at all cost its better to wait for a M2 or 3, unless you are keen to experience sheer horror from paranormal activity! Ride if you dare, but don't say I didn't warn you if you see a spirit and it follows you home haunting you day and night appearing in your dreams, or even worse, getting stuck in a parallel dimension!

2) I call the Mark 1 Skytrains the Chicken Slaughter Pooey Booey Bouncing Crying Haunted trains i.e. CSPBBCH Trains. The CSPBBCH Skytrains have a personality of their own, having absorbed + charged up by all the emotions of the passengers over the decades, some good some of pure violence, suicide, death, and evil! This is how a lot of hauntings and poltergeists develop, some intelligent, some residual.

3) Stay off the Mark 1 Skytrains! I had nightmares of these trains where when I enter it was normal but it took me thru a wormhole and everyone dissapeared, the seats replaced with work tables and saws of a mobile poultry processing factory, blood and dead chicken carcasses were everywhere with the smell of death and decomposition, then horrific apparitions started appearing and I started to hear voices and evil laughter!

4) They should really cut the outhouse section off and covert it into outhouses when these ancient Mark 1 trains are retired.

5) They should start playing "poopie poopie poopie poo poopie boobie haunted poo" to announce the Mark 1's arrival to serve as a warning!

(Boobie Train and "Boo!" - yes, pun intended)
by nimbys_suck December 9, 2021
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Princess Number 1

Yo Jennie is totaly priness numba one!
by PN1 May 24, 2004
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1-11 scale

The scale that is universally right and superior to 1-10 scale
Typical score of 9 is most commonly used to define a beautiful woman/man.
Damn this girl is 9/11 !
Whoa i like the 1-11 scale, that is superior to 1-10 scale !
by itumi February 6, 2017
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Yuta Stan Number 1

Yes everyone want's to know who's the Number 1 Yuta Stan.

And here is the answer:
It's editsarebetterthanboys on TikTok
The Yuta Stan Number 1 is editsarebetterthanboys on TikTok
by factstheyarereal February 15, 2022
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The Kimberdek Song Part 1

We must talk about Kimber, Kimberdek. We must talk about kimberdek! FOR. It was Kimberly's wedding (it was her wedding) she was getting ready and there were tons of clouds in the sky(lots of clouds in the sky)Derek walks in with a charming grin! SUNSHINE(Kimberly says)are we getting married or not?(Derek)I'm sorry my love lets go... hand in hand they walked outside(Derek)Kimberly you're the most beautiful bride! Everybody gathered at their side! Such a joyous day but anyway: we must talk about kimber, kimberdek! We must talk about Kimberdek! Derek and Kimberly so very lovely! You can always hear them arguing. Duh Duh Duh. Those 2 lovebirds also kinda notnerds. We must talk about Kimber, Kimberdek. 11 foot runaway, flowers on the floor, when the bride comes out there is an uproar. We must talk about kimberdek They said they hated me. YA YA now they're thanking me YA YA This is kimberdek you see! YA YA Their fate is sealed when they get married!
The Kimberdek Song Part 1 is so catchy! I love it!!

The Kimberdek Song is to the tune of "We don't talk about Bruno".

When is Part 2 going to come out?!
by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 13, 2022
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1/2 lb Butter

A cute name to call your girlfriend
Girlfriend: "Good night babe!"
Boyfriend: "Good night my 1/2 lb Butter!"
by k4soju July 26, 2020
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To blow a 3-1 lead

When you are so close to win but then you lose
"I don't want you to blow a 3-1 lead"
"I made a mess and blew a 3-1 lead"
"I wouldn't have blown a 3-1 lead if I kept up with the effort"
by NoKangaroos November 30, 2016
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