Cracks my grahams

Something that makes you get really pissed off

Man that guy really cracks my grahams

by Understanding-the-youths May 14, 2018

Crack head city

A area in a city where a larg population of crack heads be.

I think we in crack head city right now.

by MG the smash bro May 21, 2018

Bad Man Crack

Something bad or deceptive.

Don't believe that BS -- it's some bad man crack

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Crack head Day

A nation holiday to respect those who look/act like crack heads. Weather it be on school grounds or at 3am inside of a Walmart. October 13th is National Crack head Day

Did you know national crack head day is on Oct 13

by peeeeeeepeeeeeee October 10, 2019

Crack whore explosion

An event that suddenly and randomly happens out of nowhere and often drastically changes a plot or conversation

So I sent them a funny video that they described as offensive and suddenly a crack whore explosion ensued where they started bashing me for being wildly insensitive.

by YuOfTheNight August 23, 2020

Ass crack of fuck

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.

Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009