Sloppy Dallas

The act of packing a fat lip with chewing Tobacco and proceeding to give oral sex.

My shaft looked like a turd after she gave me a Sloppy Dallas

by FBI Burt Macklin October 15, 2020

Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019

sloppy dallas

A blow job given by somebody with a mouth full of tobacco.

"She gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It looked like there were lawn clippings up my shaft."

by therevfoREVer October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Like a blowjob but a mouth full of dip.

You want me to give you a sloppy Dallas.

by Nerrdle October 15, 2020

the sloppy motor

The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.

I'm going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!

by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014

south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.

Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.

by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016