Sloppy Bijan 

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

Sloppy Bijan by korn_134 October 23, 2023

Sloppy top johnny 

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

Sloppy top johnny by Lilaj October 28, 2023

Sloppy Toppy With a Twist 

A kind gesture done as a form of kindness to a man

The other day Jenny gave me a Sloppy Toppy With a Twist because i took her dog to the vet.

Sloppy Toppy With a Twist by The true chad November 13, 2023

Sloppy Saturday 

When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.

The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.

Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"

Sloppy Saturday by pizzapals November 17, 2023

sloppy jamin 

A guy that thinks he’s cool but he’s a faggot and curses a lot for no reason

That guy curses a lot… he must be a sloppy Jamin

sloppy jamin by anonymous November 26, 2023

Sloppy Burgers

An insult used to make fun off one who’s given and/or received oral sex from another, who’s forename/surname sound like Burgers.

“Hello sloppy Burgers”

Sloppy Burgers by Blem_0.6 January 24, 2024

Sloppy Sleep 

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

Sloppy Sleep by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024