Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!

"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"

by peasontoast July 27, 2020

Black Shower

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.

Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"

by ElsePoem June 7, 2025

Shower

It's where you have sex and you get dirty in there

I'm going to go shower now

by Just a male December 14, 2021

Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.

Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!

by BiggeCheeze May 6, 2022

Shower’s ago

Around in Centuries, Millennium even Decamillennium and so on…

You could possibly thinking around in the year of prehistoric era or even the beginning of the universe.

(at least take a shower)

Bro the king of french just died.

that was 2 shower’s ago

by proximity. November 27, 2025

Same Shower

The sum of similar events happening in the time lapse between two showers

- I shagged two girls today!
- That’s impressive! Were they on the same shower though? My personal record is three

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.

Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.

by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019