suck your mum

basically means shut up and fuck off u cunt

i bet ur mums a slag

person 1: ewwww

person 2: shut the fuck up go suck your mum man your breath stinks

by m4ds December 11, 2022

suck it like a snipe

Pipe down and concentrate on what you're doing.

Person 1: "We've not even made it to Salisbury and I'm thirsty"
Person 2: " Oh. Suck it like a snipe"

by alpinesnipe April 16, 2011

Dick sucking knees

A girls knees after giving a blowjob on the floor, left with marks and bruises

Did you see Kaila’s dick sucking knees after her birthday?

by Suwoooop August 19, 2018

Double Ham Suck

When two women 69 and suck each other's ham.

I would pay money to see Kate and Jenny in a double ham suck.

by Dickers.0 February 18, 2015

Long titty suck

The act of suckling on titties for a long period of time. Typically 15 mins. However, certain circumstances allow for up to 30mins.

Bob went to the nudie bar and gave a long titty suck to an exotic dancer. But because of his outward appearance and charm, he was allowed an additional 15mins at no additional charge, totaling only $130 in cost!

by Defectedambassadors February 18, 2017

Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.

Julia G

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!

by Go Suck an Ass November 10, 2017

Suck my fart

To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.

I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.

by New guy October 28, 2019