Red velvet

When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.

I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.

by Bigburrmonster May 9, 2013

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red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008

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red rug

The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.

Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.

by Vincinerator January 26, 2010

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red badge

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011

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red whiskers

When you pull a woman's tampon out and shake your head vigorously thus creating the impression of red whiskers on your face.

Did you here? Lyle earned his red whiskers last night.

by Araevin June 5, 2011

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hot reds

A type of bowel movement that is slender, reddish in color and burn your asshole on the way out, usually the day after eating spaghetti, pizza or chili.

Man, that chili tore me up last night, I had a case of the hot reds this morning!

by Joe Homebrew February 15, 2008

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