Tactical Penis

Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations

Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.

by hahahacough January 17, 2011

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penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 9, 2003

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clown penis

When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.

Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

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small penis

what tom cruise has

katie holmes in an online sex magazine, said: "tom cruise has a 2 inch small penis and i never feel anything, but im very good at pretending."

by Hollywood-Smack November 2, 2012

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the result of the male penis getting overly excited and thus causing a nuclear explosion
inside the tip of the male penis, much like a warhead. when this rare occurance happens, the tip of the
penis litterly propels off of the penis shaft moving at excess speeds of 1000 mph, trailin behind a
mixture of blood and penile juices. having contact with any of the tissue and/or fluids is extremely fatal

Imran still gets pelted with large amounts of penis shrapnel from taliban people.

by Imran CARRRRRRRRRR January 31, 2005

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