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manufactured pop 

"Manufactured pop" is a pejorative for a type of music created by cynical and greedy music labels for no other reason than to keep 150% of all profits made from legions of young (sometimes older) impressionable and gullible LCD-type fans who have no taste (the extra 50% is debt owed by the stars that can never realistically be paid back and is a constantly moving goal line). The pop stars are often no more than paid actors who can moderately dance and sing a few notes with the help of Auto-Tune in the studio and a recording of someone who can sing ok on live tours. They essentially sell their lives/souls to these corporations for the desperate chance that they'll "make it big" one day (see: "It's a trap!"). Which of course they never can do on their own, not without the money of Big Music behind them. Every aspect of their lives is decided by a board of directors or a soulless cutthroat marketing team. They decide, from a formula decided early on, who the star(s) can marry, when they get the bitter divorce, if and when they can get preggers, when to have the break down, when to enter rehab and when to write their "tell-all" novel or star in their bio-pic that subliminally hawks other corporate properties. The Walt Disney Corporation is known for doing this and many of their manufactured pop stars are alumni of the Mickey Mouse Club. Other record companies are known to do this as well.
God! Why is the CD section filled with nothing but manufactured pop? It's ruining music!
manufactured pop by thePenciler August 10, 2010
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Pizza Pop 

A tasty microwaveable snack which contains fillings generally found in pizza. Marketed in Canada by Pillsbury, they come in an assortment of flavours that are guaranteed to suit your tastes. Yum
Canadian Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Bacon, Mushroom and Cheese Pizza Sauce.

Cheesburger Pizza Pop: Ground Beef, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.

Peperoni Pizza Pop: Peperoni, Cheese, Pizza Sauce.

Etc.
Pizza Pop by Jonathan Singh August 21, 2004

Push Pop 

Sticking ones hand/fist up partners anus.
"What next imma walk into mom giving dad a push pop????"

"Whats a pushpop?"

"I just made it up dave, its a sexual term i just made up"

"Whats a pushpop?!"

"I don't know!"

"Whats a PUSHPOP!!!?!?!?"

"I Dont know!!"
"Whats a pushpop.!:(((("

"Ive been in the pals of the internet and ive never seen a push pop!"

"God! Just tell me whats a pushpop!!!!"

"ITS A WHOLE HAND UP AN ASS DAVID IS THAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY. 2 HANDS. 2 HANDS PUSHING THE POP PUSHING THE POP"""
Push Pop by .b.b.w March 6, 2017

Toxic K-pop Stans 

People who's only personality trait is loving k-pop. They will call you a local if you disagree with their opinions. Tend to overuse skskskskskskskssksksks. Most likely a teenage girl. Will react to any important event on Twitter with some dumb caption like "well, if only they were a stan of (insert k-pop group or k-pop member here) this wouldn't have happened sksksksks" . Will use videos of k-pop member dancing for important events also. Don't tell them you don't really like k-pop or they will freak out on you.
You: I don't really enjoy k-pop
Toxic K-Pop Stan: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT K-POP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LOCAL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ SKSKSKSKSKSKS I LOVE DRAMA SKSKSKSKSKS

You: All I said was I don't enjoy k-pop.
Me: Toxic K-Pop Stans are crazy.

Ass crackle pop 

When you eat pop rocks and they donโ€™t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
Ass crackle pop by Tmilla February 3, 2021

sticky pop 

It's when you cum on your hand, rub it on your dick, and make her suck it off.
Maya loved Jake's sticky pop last night
sticky pop by Penishfucker December 10, 2013