Boob-notized

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.

Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!

by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019

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boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

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boobs

-the greatest thing to ever exist in the entire world

-a gift from the gods

-the love of my life <3

Boobs are a gift from god

by raineseypoo February 19, 2022

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Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"

by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020

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Boob Dube

Boob Dube: Any marijuana joint that has been rolled by a girl. May include the use of glitter, coloured rizzla and stencilled animal pictures on it!

John: dude pass the jay!
*it gets passed*
John: what the ef, this thing looks like it was rolled by a chick!
Steve: it was... by my girlfriend ... it's a Boob Dube!

by supanover_ek_sez September 1, 2010

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