Bloody Mary Rimmer

to be defined soon...Honey Badger and Scorpion King

I would like a bloody mary rimmer

by HBKaboom August 19, 2011

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

Mary-Kendall

marykendalls have perfect bodies, are hilarious, and think they are the shit because they are the shit!

Guy #1: Damn that girl is so fine

Guy #2: Yeah man she's a Mary-Kendall

by Equis69 July 6, 2011

Marie Buckley

The closest thing to a human Koala Bear as you can get. She kinda looks like a kitty and she's sexy as Brittney Spears making out with Madonna

So Marie Buckley is a fucking Koala Bear

by Andiana Jones October 24, 2011

Mary Mayhem

The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-

My girlfriend, Mary Mayhem, is the best ever!:D

by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011

Julia Marie

To julia marie someone is too lure someone else's monogamous partner into your bed.

To have an affair, specifically a married man human with a single human.

Man, if I'd known they were a julia marie I'm not sure I would of pursued this life with them

by Bangbangbang716253647838 October 9, 2023

mari/marlena

no fucks to give

like we give no fucks we rlly dont care at all

"bro my grandma js passed frm cancer " mari/marlena '"to bad anyways u wnna order pizza for me u n ya gma oh wait shes dead"

by marigzzzz October 13, 2023