by Retard_Ryan February 12, 2023
Get the Lip Slitmug. What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
by QuacksO September 20, 2019
Get the upper-lip valvemug. by og786598 October 14, 2011
Get the desert lipmug. Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
by I am god March 23, 2016
Get the kissing the wrong lipsmug. An overplayed buttrock song by Hinder. Also the theme song for dudes who beat their wives and go to church.
by Autistic Anonymous June 16, 2025
Get the Lips of an Angelmug. by Purple pussy February 10, 2017
Get the lavender lipsmug. by goiterbomber December 15, 2012
Get the beefy goiter lipsmug.