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Kevin

Something that is bad in general.
James: Whaddaya doing?
Peter: Just playing this game with Minnet. This game is so Kevin, especially the mechanics. Can't wait until he gets off, since he's forcing me to play with him
James: Can I play with you guys?

Peter: Save yourself the trouble and don't play this game.
by Crimson Pickaxe April 23, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is superior in everything he does. He a great person to become friends with or even date and he'll love you forever dating or not. Kevin never gives up in anything he sets his mind on and cares for others before themself. He want others to feel more confident and always cracks a joke to lighten the mood. Kevin is much a fun person to be around and lots look up to them. Everyone has a Kevin in their life and no matter what he's always smiling. But sometimes getting on Kevin's bad side will transform him into someone else. He is strong and willing to do to win the fight. Overall, Kevin is a great and caring person and you shouldn't get on his bad side or he'll fuck your dumbass up.
Person 1: Hey Kevin you tryna smoke

Person 2: Kevin wouldn't smoke he's a bitch

Kevin: 'fucks them up'
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
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kevin

a lightskin corny dude who is a tryhard at fortnite
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Kevin

Kevin is Kevin. There's is nobody quite like him; a genius but dumb, questionable looking but handsome, always improving but lazy, and close but so distant. In some ways he is a mystery, but in other ways he's an open book. He's loyal and honest and that's what makes him Kevin. Value him, at some point he may leave but that doesn't mean he'll forget about you. It'll be as if you all never stopped talking when he's back. However, his fear of rejection will cause him to bottle up so many feelings. It's also difficult to gain his trust, but once you do he'll be grateful to and for you. Kevin, if you see this, thank you for being you. ♡
by The_incognito_writer November 21, 2023
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