dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

team jacob

Picking Jacob Black(werewolf) over Edward Cullen(vampire)! From Twilight Series

I am team Jacob!

by HeyItsNikki April 29, 2009

anal jacob

A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex.

I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob.

by K-M-C May 18, 2007

Alex Jacob

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.

Alex Jacob = big brain.

by meh names jeff November 10, 2019

Kiss Jacob day

jacob day is where u make out with Jacob

You go to his house or go up to him and school and kiss him randomly kiss Jacob day.

by Briella_0 January 9, 2022

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008

Team Jacob

The team in which readers of the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer refer to themselves as.

If you want Isabella Swann to choose Jacob, her beloved werewolf over Edward (the sexy vampire) then you are obviously on Team Jacob.

"Don't you think Edward is totally hot?"
"No, I'm team Jacob all the way baby!"

by Miz Prez95 January 13, 2009