Josh

A simp, he who falls for man eaters, Gets caught up with toxic women. His head is in the clouds when friends tell him to watch out. Josh a hopeless romantic.

Yeah that’s Josh, that simp walks the plank for hoes, and they’re the ones pushing him off.

by Hawkwind 77 November 23, 2021

Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman

oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know

by grienLOF December 12, 2023

Josh

To be the either the finest or most autistic being to live

'God you are such a Josh'

by I'm the 13th disciple of Jesus June 10, 2018

Josh

A name that’s so terrible everyone just calls you zack

Becky:what’s that guys name
Sara:josh
Becky:ew I’m calling him zack

by Bruv December 11, 2020

Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”

by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018

Josh

The most amazing person ever. Might be quite a introvert but not around his friends. Makes you happy the second you look at him his laugh makes you paralyzed from head to toe. Also has the cutest Smile ever.

Wow did you see josh today he makes me so happy!

by Hatekid1324 August 14, 2019

pullin a Josh

When a person is indecisive about doing anything. They change their mind constantly about everything, yet each time think they know exactly what they want. An even worse case is when they spend money on an object they want, no longer like it, sell the object, then realize they liked it after all and purchase it again.

Jamie: "I think I'm gonna sell my headphones I just got and buy another pair. This pair is definitely the best kind and what I want."

Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."

Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."

by Smart one 67 August 9, 2012