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Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
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In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.
I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.
My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.
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A phenomenon where comedians, celebrities, or YouTubers or everyday individuals repurpose and present jokes originally created by others as their own. This practice, often seen as joke theft, blurs the line between inspiration and imitation. While the untrained eye might not notice, joke spotters—those skilled at recognizing reused material—can quickly detect the origins. In the comedy world, this can sometimes lead to tension and even conflict, as some comedians may react strongly—occasionally resulting in confrontations—when their material is taken.
A phenomenon where comedians, celebrities, or YouTubers or everyday individuals repurpose and present jokes originally created by others as their own. This practice, often seen as joke theft, blurs the line between inspiration and imitation. While the untrained eye might not notice, joke spotters—those skilled at recognizing reused material—can quickly detect the origins. In the comedy world, this can sometimes lead to tension and even conflict, as some comedians may react strongly—occasionally resulting in confrontations—when their material is taken.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this comedian the other night on YouTube, and he was using all these old jokes, proper recycled comedy bruv LOL.
Frank: Stop being a jokes spotter who cares if it recycle comedy bruv! just enjoy it! Who cares if it’s old jokes, as long as it makes you laugh, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Stop being a jokes spotter who cares if it recycle comedy bruv! just enjoy it! Who cares if it’s old jokes, as long as it makes you laugh, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
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"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.
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Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
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