Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Assholic

Displaying behavior typical of an asshole; being an asshole.

Calling Jane a bag whore was an assholic comment.

by gryi'sgryhr January 29, 2021

Asshole

Steffan

I like putting my dick in a asshole

by TheTragicOof March 10, 2020

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

asshole

A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.

Aaron is such an asshole.

by Benedict the danger ferret June 21, 2017

slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023