Apple

The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better

Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit

by Y gghjfryhvfjh October 30, 2020

Apple chickens

apple chickens are specially designed chickens that turn into apples on the apple fest day. Apple fest day is where the moon turns into an apple and all the special apple chickens from apple vill turn into apples.

Hey, are you excited to go bread the apple chickens? YEA CANT WAIT!

by Mjhg June 7, 2021

Apple

it is an apple, what were you expecting?

a retard decided to look up the definition of an apple

by the wsj December 17, 2019

Banadam's Apple

When a chick deepthroat's so far that she appears to have a very pronounced adam's apple. This is in reference to the idea that if you eat a banana whole or in large chunks, it can be seen moving through the skin on your neck.

When occurring homosexually, this would be reffered to as a "double apple."

Not to be confused with Adam's Banana.

example 1
Guy One: Man, that chick has like, no gag reflex.
Guy Two: Explain.
Guy One: I went so far in she had a banadam's apple.

example 2 (homosexual)
Guy: Jesus Christ man, I know we're roommates, but could you please lock, or at least close your door before you give your friend a double apple!?

by Basey Pie January 19, 2010

Magic Apple

An apple that has had magic mushrooms stuffed inside of it.

Popular in New York

Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?

Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.

by DsDDdA February 26, 2022

apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

by cat prints September 11, 2016

Apple

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

by cuber69420 May 23, 2022