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It wasn’t me

It is basically just I’m not Isaac
Let’s say fart wile watching coco in class all you have to say is It wasn’t me.
by I’m not Isaac June 20, 2019
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Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Ahhh, Sperm me x3
by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021
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IGNORE ME!!!

It’s a reference to The Venture Bros. This future guy comes back to the past and starts following Dr. Venture around and whenever Dr. Venture tried to talk to him he shouts “IGNORE ME!!!” It’s funny. That’s a good show. That was a good bit. I liked Ignore Me Guy. That’s why I made the reference.

Hym “Oh! You see it? He said the thing YOU said about ignoring and mocking! See!? That’s hilarious! And just like that the infinite feedback loop is born. And you can say ‘Well, you don’t have to watch it! I mixed my sperm with my homo partners sperm so that when the egg was inseminated (yeah, shit, fuck you iPhone autocorrects! I knew I was spelling it right!) we wouldn’t know who the real father was or something! I married someone who shares the same name as me because I’m a narcissist and I like to yell my own name while someone comes in my butthole!’ But that’s dumb. Your brains are dumb. Because I’m in the feedback loop either way. It’s like saying ‘Don’t look at the sun!’ It doesn’t really stop the sun from being there. It doesn’t stop me from catching glimpses of it. Shit, sometimes I drive either east or west and have no choice but to look at the sun. And that’s the point of the feedback loop. You have to drive east or west sometimes. Makes it super easy to sell sunglasses. I’ve literally bought sunglasses because I knew some of the main routes I’d be taking where either east or west. But that’s what Jordan Big-Brain Peterson wants.
He advocates for it explicitly. It’s the east and west job to play out their roles. But the east is not doing it’s job! They tried to fire him and they need to go back to what they should be doing! So everyone else just has to sit in the loop and wait to die so his walking talking turds can, I don’t know, do whatever they want...... Oh, right, IGNORE ME!!! Oh, wait, you CAN’T! I’m too good at this thing I’m doing! And my dick, it’s so cool and better than everyone else’s. You can help yourselves! And that’s ok.”
by Hym Iam November 30, 2022
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Pick Me

A derogatory slang term created and used immature "minors", or in other words 18 year olds that act like they're 12, that is famously used amongst roblox and apparently tiktok community that creates stereotype and bias amongst women; the actual term itself means to ACT a certain way to gain attention, people misunderstand this term and use this term as a bias against how women dress, not even act, like how the term is supposed to be defined. This word shouldn't even exist really, but "minor" society is often pressured by trends.
Roblox girl: You're such a pick me cause you have super happy face and dress so cute.
Other roblox girl: That's just a stereotype, and not to mention you're using the term all wrong, I haven't said or done a thing. I'm just playing the game and I happen to just love dressing up.
Roblox girl: Oh, my fault. (Realizes situation and handles like a mature person is supposed to)
by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 September 13, 2022
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Obey me

A game that bases itself off taking biblical names of evil spirits and making them into gay demon femboys, this game has a chronically online fanbase who never saw sunlight or touched grass.

It’s truly baffling how humanity went from the age of Greek philosophers all the way up to the Renaissance to having people thirsting over pixelated images that hold the power to make people on death row beg for the lethal injection to make their suffering end.

Anyone who claims an obey me character is objectivelly attractive either has a severe brain impairment or genuently needs to get a checkup whether or not they took their schizophrenia pills (or if the alleged individual drank benadryl or is under the influence of other substances).

No, yaoi with “demons“ is not in any way a productive means of spending one’s free time. If you know anyone suffering from this wretched game tell them to seek immediate help, divine intervention to salvage their soul (if there is one) or cut them off completely from your life.

Anyone who plays this game automatically will get the same ammount of respect that I would give to someone who rips off old people by using phone scams.
Person 1: Do you play obey me? I think it’s a great game!
Person 2: Stop contacting me in any way , shape or form , on any platform, via text or by calling. Whether it’s you personally, through an alt account, or through encouraging or inciting others to do so. I’ve contacted my lawyer, a priest, and the police. Any further contact will officially be considered harassment, and will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
by some0nefamiliar November 8, 2023
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fudgeknuckle me

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!
by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008
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me thinks

similar to i think but more casual.
u goin 2 de gaff party??

Eh.... me thinks....
by benjihunter July 15, 2010
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