Red velvet

When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.

I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.

by Bigburrmonster May 9, 2013

red herring

technique used by politicians, often conservatives, to distract voters' attention away from real and true issues that need immediate address.

Reporter: "President Bush, we have had more casualties in Iraq this month than in any other month."

President Bush: "Casualties, man gay people want to get married!"

Commentator: "Wow, did you see that red herring Bush just threw out there? Amazing stuff folks!"

by sickmaker April 12, 2008

Red Bull

A drink that does nothing the commercials say.

Red Bull (doesn't) give you wiiiings!

by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016

red rug

The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.

Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.

by Vincinerator January 26, 2010

Red Sombrero

A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.

Alejandro gave Patrick a Red Sombrero that causing him to scream in pain.

by Ooof321 May 31, 2018

red-tart

A woman/girl who becomes red in the face or has nervous cations when a certain person from the opposite sex is metioned in Conversation or seen.

Savanah is such a Red-Tart. When ever she sees vinny she sweats and becomes a wreck.

by Mike1121 April 13, 2008

red badge

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011