Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal

Jess’s family is weird as dirt

by Dave diggs September 26, 2021

Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.

I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.

by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

In the dirt

Train driver talk for a derailed train

Driver one: Did you see what the boy driver did yesterday

Driver two: yes, he put one in the dirt, he’s a useless 2 minute driver. I hope he’s off the road for a long time. He’s not even good enough to to be a driver trainer, let alone a driver!
Driver one: Amen, these off the streeter’s definitely weren’t hired on merit

by Buff man Mossy May 18, 2023

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

Dante x Dirt

Dante Zelby is romantically attracted to dirt.

Dante: "I love Dante x Dirt actually, I WANNA KISS DIRT"
Dirt: "yo bbg"
Dante: "AWEEEEEEEEE"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025