A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.
We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.
by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023
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Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.
by Logan0787 May 23, 2023
Get the Golden Powerwash mug.A confederacy of all slave states under the Mason-Dixon line as well as all of Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean.
Union Soldier 1: Fuck Douglas, I heard he wants the damn seceders to win the war and form the golden circle!
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.
by numbnuttic June 28, 2022
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“He came over and fixed my deck on Saturday instead of going fishing with the boys.”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
“I need a golden retriever like that!”
by Greengirl29 October 15, 2023
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A variant of Hanlon's Razor
A variant of Hanlon's Razor
1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.
by Terkan June 2, 2021
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by Psutey September 25, 2021
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by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021
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