wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

Car Dysmorphia

Against your cars will you identify your vehicle as something that it is not.

i.e - you believe and infinity coupe is a Nissan skyline and switch badges to further aid in your belief that car is something that it is not thereby one experiences car dysmorphia

by Charaletta April 18, 2024

Car Lust

When you truly love the looks, feel, and power of an automobile.

after seeing that 1957 Fairlane Jason won't stop looking at pictures of it, he must have some kind of Car Lust.

by TheCatOfAges April 8, 2021

Jerry's car on the rocks

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

by Jerry Rice Sativa aficionado April 9, 2021

car

same as 'cat' but correctly spelled

that's a car on a car

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Bavarian car

It's to refer to mainly BMW' and Mercedes in the states, German cars specifically

Check out that Bavarian car crew over there, they have alot of Bimmers, Benz and Porsche's!

by Michael Ronden January 22, 2009

Anti- Car car

this is for the hoes who hate carloscalroscarlitoicarlycooliocococrunchskaterhoeicecalritosioncarlitocarlitamercedestexasteslacarvroomvroom and the mfs who just hate cars in general, like oml some of those mfs get u around places

i hate car car! said ongn

same here! said ongngn

so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69

no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn

well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn

so we’re anti- car car

by van lmao January 14, 2022