The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
Get the Fucking Muffinmug. John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012
Get the Muffin Hormug. The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025
Get the Kentucky Muffin Basketmug. A nickname for the cutest little person in your life. It's a term of endearment only used for adorable, freckly, brunettes. A Little French Muffin is sassy, sweet, silly, and the life of the party.
Who's that super cute, friendly chick you brought to the party?
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
Oh that would be my Little French Muffin.
by thatpinkchick June 8, 2016
Get the little french muffinmug. by Slightysativa April 26, 2024
Get the Frosted muffinmug. by LoadSaveDelete September 9, 2021
Get the Freckled Muffinmug. 