Turtlicious

When your invited to a friends house for dinner with the family and you dislike the food. You then tell them you like it and proceed to eat.

"I was over mikes house for dinner yesterday"
"Really? how was the food?"
"It was turtlicious"
"Damn that sucks"

Turtlicious by Wooplah April 24, 2009

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined

Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.

turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

turtleitis by aries:) March 5, 2010

turtlenecker 

A turtlenecker is an individual who purposefully looks at another's genitals in a public restroom.

Stop looking at my dick, you dirty old turtlenecker!

turtlenecker by KungFooBar November 13, 2011

turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.

turtles having sex by tothebloody March 28, 2009

Turtleneck

An Uncut Dick

Ashley: Chris forgot to wash his turtleneck

Turtleneck by jonfizzle November 13, 2003

turtley

Excitedly Agreeing with something , while being under the influence of being a turtle (or being watched by a turtle.

person 1: we should goto the movies

person 2: oh yea (looks around sees a turtle ) 7turtley

turtley by poke-a-bear November 2, 2009