The Anti-Swag Corporation is superior. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Join the Anti-Swag Corporation or you are a stinky swag gamer.
Guy 1: I love being so swag. I have over 150 knife skins in CS:GO, I have so much swag.
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU
Big money swag is the coolest man in the universe. He is the resemblance of currency the perfect being the ultimate lifeform God's fear. He was given a nickname across the street from a 87 year old crippled pimp "criss cross applesauce bling bling chaching chaching Mr take your girl head ass." Legends say that if you see big money swag with your girl your done for. The smooth bald head is so shiny not even the speed of light can catch up. He is the real one the no capper the Mr lunch money man. No one knows where he's at right now but all we know he's at the ends of the earth searching for someone to be a worthy opponent against his baldness.