ball socks

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping

I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 May 26, 2018

White socks

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.

Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.

by Theyseemetrollin42 November 29, 2020

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 7, 2021