White socks

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.

Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.

by Theyseemetrollin42 November 29, 2020

Master sock n roller

The one and only who’s mastered the plastering of the intersection of socks and rocks to the walls halls and vestibules of the world!

Their name also rhymes with dictionary

The master sock n roller really knows how to bring a room together

by Dis fool April 1, 2022

soggy socks

me after walking on water

(i am jesusa)

ay i have such soggy socks rn

why?

lefman.

by kaydooo December 13, 2022

suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.

1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx

by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021