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salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
by von groovy July 8, 2024
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Smokey Salad

I'm going for a smokey salad later
by MobeeyNG March 24, 2021
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Salad loaf

An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
by totallynotaghost December 29, 2024
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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Salad dressing

Salad dressing is a term to be used when a Male wants to spunk over his woman
Her: oh yeh baby harder
You: omg I wanna Salad dressing on you you dirty bitch
by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019
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Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her
Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.
by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024
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Jak Salad

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.
Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!
by OST110 February 28, 2019
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