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retarded giant 

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.
Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

retardunkulous

Becoming physically retarded from a completely ridiculous situation
Isabel Garcia is retardunkulous
retardunkulous by woody07 February 21, 2010

Retarded Flying Flamingo 

When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.
I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.
I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.
Retardiness by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Retardese 

To talk or communicate in a very stupid manner, very ignorant or dumb word use jibberish , ideas or wording, communication that is senseless or inappropriate for the moment nonsense , time or place. Usually considered most when a person does it often and it becomes standard or most relevant as a characterization for thier communication style. It includes ideas, word choice and lack of relevance to the topic or people you are talking to . Can be considered as lies due to the lack of information or fact fictionmoreover, being deceitful . Fake and false : as in wrong, dumb and stupid talking dumbshit
Bitch I am not listening or understanding what you are saying because I don't speak retardese
Retardese by Falcon H March 2, 2015

Retardii 

A person who has the mental retardedness equivalent to multiple people's retardedness.
Eli is Retardii.
Retardii by hideonbushlol December 19, 2018