Swamp potato

A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.

Always hangs with the boys.

Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears

Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “

by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018

Potato

A cute, loser-ish weirdo characterised by extensive complaining, roll-able face and general floppiness

"That girl is one serious potato"

by MrExplosiveFarts August 15, 2018

Potato

The most worshiped food item, or any item ever.

The potato blesses you sincerely.

by readyourbibleprayeveryday August 15, 2018

Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.

The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.

by technocraticparty August 26, 2018

potato

A potato is when you get a cub on lioden that has 2 to no markings.

"My best lady gave birth today! I wonder how her cubs look!"
*lookie*
"AWWW it has only one marking! Stupid potato!"
*throws to the giving tree*

by Some random lioden gal January 22, 2019

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.

I feel like a trash potato.

by Yushatak February 4, 2019

Potato

A girl that is very insecure, but her boyfriend thinks she's beautiful. He thinks she's kind, and funny, and the most prettiest potato alive.

She's my potato

by Thepotato9 February 12, 2019