pants that are too tight and look as if they were made from the annoying wallpaper in your great grandmothers bathroom.

usually spotted on middle aged women...normally mothers of teenaged girls who want to burn the pants.

OMG...my mom bought new wallpaper pants...:( i thought i got rid of them for good!

EWWWWWW ***twitch*** your mom's wearing wallpaper pants!

YESSS THE WALLPAPER PANTS ARE DEAD

those wallpaper pants are too tight! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

why do fat people wear spandex wallpaper pants? IT BURNS

wallpaper pants by Diana, Emily, and Bianca December 9, 2008

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flood pants

Shorts so baggy, they look like short pants, the kind you would wear if a flood ever came to town. Usually sported by cholos/gangsters/white boys living in the hills.

*Yawns and wipes out eye-boogers* Today, I feeel extra cholo. Besides my XXXXXXXXLLL plain white tee, bandanda, and new tatoo of my name placed on the back of my neck, I think I'm going to show off my new flood pants to the homies and hynas.

flood pants by Scyfersythe February 17, 2008

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pussy pants

Crotchless pants

pussy pants by Brister August 19, 2003

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white pants

A lad who is soft and can't handle his beer. Would also do anything his girlfriend asks him to do.

spendy: where is gilly?
bob: upstairs on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her
spendy: what a white pants

white pants by Bob Davies June 1, 2005

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